So gross

Paris Hilton was in Bora Bora with Dough Reinhardt yesterday and dear lord. Do we really need 3 shots of Paris Hilton’s sickly body, each successively zooming in closer and closer?

Ugh. She has the legs and hips of a 50-year-old with rickets. I’m surprised a shriveled penis didn’t fall out of her bikini bottom. Not because she’s a man, but because that’s what her rusted bear trap of a vagina feeds on.