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Miley Cyrus tour kills one

For Disney to maintain Miley Cyrus’ popularity, they need ritual sacrifices. Today they offered one of their own. A driver for one of Miley’s tour buses.

Reports say a 14 passenger bus carrying Miley’s lighting crew that was part of a four vehicle caravan, which Miley Cyrus herself was a part of, flipped killing the driver and injuring 9. Officials say, however, that the driver may have died at the wheel which explains why the bus drifted off the rain soaked highway.

Can anyone stop Disney and their icy, white-gloved hand of death? Who will put an end to this? Who will stand up to this mouse-eared beast before its next offering? Who, I ask?!

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Tasteless article, and less than sympathetic to the families. I hope you never find your family in these circumstances, and have someone like you writing so coldly about it. Shame!!!

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LMAO

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