Tila Tequila has a sex tape

Only days after stripping naked and going on a crazy rant on UStream, Tila Tequila has become quite the modest lady. She’s threatening to sue the site 4tube.com which posted part of a sex tape Tila said was on a laptop stolen from her two years ago. Says Tila’s lawyer Cyrus Nownejad,

“A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.”

Oh, whatever. The day Tila Tequila finds shame in a leaked sex tape is the day Kirstie Alley sues a buffet for having too much food.