No! Not the Ed Hardy!

A “sick perpetrator” broke into Jon Gosselin’s Mnahattan apartment over the weekend and proceeded to knife everything in his place. “Shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs” and other furniture are now decorated with gashes. Not only that, the person stole a television, CD player, coffee maker, a Nintendo Wii game, dishes, pots and pans and smashed a 100 year old Ming vase for good measure.

They also left behind a note which they stuck into Jon’s dresser with a butcher knife. It was signed with Hailey Glassman’s name and called Jon a “cheater”.

NYPD questioned Hailey yesterday and took fingerprints, but since Hailey used to live in the apartment, her prints are going to be everywhere. Hailey’s attorney adds that this is all a big publicity stunt and/or someone is trying to frame Hailey.

Jon must have been beside himself when he came home and saw his Ed Hardy tees slashed up. He probably cradled them in his arms like they were his dying son, cursed the heavens and promised to avenge them.

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11 years ago

100 year old Ming vase? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
He had to steal money from his childrens account, can’t pay his bills yet he has a 100 year old Ming vase?
Let me guess this Ming vase was insured for a large sum of money? What a nut. Poor Kate’s life with him must have been pure hell. He is lucky all she did was yell at him. I think Ms Bobbit had a better way of solving the problem.

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