Tiger Woods quit golf

Officially, Tiger Woods is taking a hiatus from golf. Possibly to bang more whores. Unofficially, indefinite hiatus sounds like he’s quitting until his wife gives him permission to play again. On his website, Tiger wrote:

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.

Tiger Woods, arguably one of the best golfers in the world, has quit. He’s on his way to Sweden right now to sort things out with his wife. This is just weird. It’s like if the world’s greatest lover, me, stopped having sex. Think of the consequences! What standard would women hold men up to then?