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Tyra Banks is leaving her talk show

It’s been fun, but Tyra Banks is ending The Tyra Show and leaving all those fatasses without a voice to assure them that they can be content being fatasses. This will be her fifth and last season. “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.” Tyra will now focus on producing projects which bring “positive images of women to the big screen” in what will probably be made for Lifetime movies.

Tyra has left us with a void. Who will we ridicule so badly that they are forced to stomp out on TV in a bikini and tearfully exclaim that the haters can kiss their fatass and only months later, actively diet down to a much smaller size? Who will trick their viewers like that and leave them regretting that they just shoveled a dozen powdered donuts into their sad mouths? Who I ask?

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