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Jesus Luz’s penis and Madonna’s face

I couldn’t think up of a better title because I was beyond disturbed when I saw these photos. There was actually an intense debate taking place in my head over whether or not to post these. But I figured, if I suffer, you must all suffer.

I mean, a Brazilian’s penis and Madonna’s haggard face isn’t something I wanted to wake up to in the morning, but here these things are, in all their glory. I had to put ice down my pants because this was so hot. It’s like two of my most favorite things in life have come together into one awesome picture. Only if a Mickey Rourke/Shauna Sand sex tape were released could this day get any better. Knowing this, if you need me, I’ll be in the shower trying to wash myself clean with a metal scrubber.

The photo is supposedly an outtake from when Madonna and Jesus Luz did their W Magazine shoot and clearly shows why Photoshop was invented. Very NSFW gallery starts here. So fake or real? Also, can you stare at this for more than 10 seconds without feeling a wave of terror pass over you?

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trevor
trevor
14 years ago

photoshop + hollywood = old news

SFW?

curtis
curtis
14 years ago

she looks amazing.

Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
14 years ago

ok momo? why does that look like my body. and am i really that small?

aronga
aronga
14 years ago

This photo has been touched up, and it’s badly done! Madonnais much more beautifull. stop believing everything you see !

vfxdx
vfxdx
14 years ago

what an old hag

vfxdx
vfxdx
14 years ago

and his penis is very small

discusting
discusting
14 years ago

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy