Jimmy Kimmel has something to say

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axwO6BkCtIo

Jimmy Kimmel was a video guest on Jay Leno’s 10 at 10 segment last night where he turned every answer into a Leno insult. To his credit, Leno managed to get through the probably planned segment without cutting him off. A few choice highlights.

Jay: “You’re known for pranks … what’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?”
Jimmy: “I think the best prank I ever pulled was… … I told a guy that five years from now, I’m going to give you my show. And then when the five years came, I gave it to him and then I took it back almost instantly. It was hilarious.”

Jay: “Is there anything you haven’t hosted that you want to host?”
Jimmy: “Oh, this is a trick right? Where you get me to host the ‘Tonight Show’ and then take it back? You’ve got $800 million. For God’s sake, leave our shows alone.”

I wonder if now that everyone thinks he’s a jerk, Jay still finds comfort in his millions of dollars. I know I would. Looking at my stacks of bills shaped into a life-size Megan Fox, all my troubles would melt away. Mmmm, I love you, blood money.