Katy Perry isn’t pregnant

Good news. Katy Perry isn’t pregnant. It turns out people were just reading too much into her Tweets and mannerisms. Over Twitter, Perry posted: “Ur gonna make me cry, maybe that’s my period tho. THAT’S RIGHT I’M BLEEDING…Better luck next month peepz.”

I guess women don’t have periods when they’re pregnant. Although, that bleeding could be from a horrible complication. Maybe the baby is trying to abort itself? If I was in Katy Perry’s womb, I’d do the same. I’d be like those guys in Saw and cut my own umbilical cord in an attempt to escape.