Heidi Montag means business

Heidi Montag’s previous Playboy spread was laughable. She didn’t really show off anything. You might as well have been looking at a spread in Redbook. But now that Heidi’s back with a new face and bigger breasts which has given her renewed confidence, she wants a new spread that will be more risqué and hopefully cover her bills for the next few months.

“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door,” said the source. “The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures.”

“She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine,” according to one of Montag’s friends, who spoke to In Touch Weekly.

Psychologists might say that the reason she’s comfortable showing more this time around is because she has a mask to hide behind. The general public might nod their head pretending to know what they’re talking about and then shout, “tits!”

Really though. This isn’t even Heidi Montag anymore. She should change her name to Crystal. She looks like a Crystal. In fact, whenever people see her they should just call her Crystal. I guarantee in two weeks she’ll start calling herself that.