Jay-Z was at the NBA All-Star game when Benny the Bull did the Single Ladies dance in front of him and Diddy. Let’s just say they didn’t find it funny. In fact, they sat their expressionless like they were the dead guy from Weekend at Bernies. Oh, well excuse me, your highness. Didn’t mean to inject a little levity into this All Star game. Excuse me while I let you get back to looking cool with your indoor sunglasses.
Next time you’re going to be at a party with Jay-Z, remember to bring a rope because it’ll be so damn boring that you’re going to want to hang yourself.