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Kirstie Alley will hit that (Jamie Foxx)

Kirstie Alley has been going on and on about her crush on Jaime Foxx and telling the world how she wants him to be her booty call. In an interview with Oprah to air Thursday, Alley admits “I haven’t been having sex. I want a booty call with Jamie Foxx. For real. I’ve always had a bit of a thing for him.”

Because this is Oprah, overweight people’s dreams are made into reality which is how Jamie Foxx ended up in front of Kirstie via closed-circuit TV. Foxx said to Kirstie, “Kiristie… with Oprah’s permission, I”ll be your boot call.”

Desperate, horny, fat and possibly hungry is never a good combination. Jamie just signed his death warrant. Luckily Jamie didn’t appear in person and escaped being raped and devoured because he smelled like that bacon sandwich he’d eaten earlier.

My god, she tried to eat the TV! And why did Jamie look disgusted when he told Kirstie she looked fine the way she is.

[Images: Bauer-Griffin.]

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mary ellen
mary ellen
10 years ago

Iwould love to have Kirsty’s .net address again. I missed it by the time I got my computer on, I forgot it. I would like her receipe for green soup. Also, she’s got the most beautiful eyes she doesn’t look 59 years old.

rcvrich01
rcvrich01
10 years ago

DON’T COME DOWN ON HER BECAUSE SHE WANTS A REAL MAN. OBVIOUSLY HE HAS SOMETHING TO WORK WITH. AND SIZE DOES MATTER. DON’T BE A HATER.JUST ANOTHER GIRL GONE TO THE OTHER SIDE.I UNDERSTAND KRISTY I’M WIT YOU.I BEE ONTHE OTHER SIDE FOR 20 YEARS ANDHE’S MY HUSBAND AND A GOOD FATHER ALL THE THING A WOMAN NEEDS.

Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
10 years ago

2 morons above me.

Fan of Jello
Fan of Jello
10 years ago

^I couldn’t agree more!

SharonStone
SharonStone
10 years ago

Kirstie Alley’s New Diet Organic Liaison is linked to Scientology From Organic Liaison web site * by email at: [email protected] or * by normal mail at: Organic Liaison Attention: Privacy Statement Personnel 1515 North University, Suite 222 Coral Springs, Florida 33071 * by telephone at: 1 (800) 513-5201 is the same as (google) Saul B Lipson (a Scientology member) Category: Accounting Services Lipson Professional Group, The 1515 N. University Dr., Ste. 222 Coral Springs, FL 33071-6032 United States from Organic Liaison web site 2 out of the 5 advisors are Scientologists Advisory Board Thomas Lovejoy Listed as a board member… Read more »

ian
ian
10 years ago

Jamie,good luck with getting your arms around that,much less hitting it!

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