Jamie Foxx’s Hospital Stay Mystery Deepens as Spokespeople Keep Spinning Bullshit

Alright, you bunch of nosy assholes. Jamie Foxx is in the hospital and no one is saying why. It’s like they’re trying to hide something. But of course, we’re not allowed to know anything about his health updates. It’s like they think we’re not mature enough to handle the truth or something.

According to a source that talked to Radar Online, Foxx’s family is even contemplating a “worst case scenario” situation. I mean, what the hell does that even mean? Are they planning his funeral or something?

So there you have it. Jamie Foxx is still in the hospital, and nobody knows what the hell is going on. But hey, at least we can all speculate and make wild assumptions, right?