Britney Spears is blonde again

Britney Spears went in for an emergency hair appointment at the Nine Zero One salon of the weekend. Not sure what constitutes an “emergency hair appointment” but she came out blonde. I think they just sewed a new weave to her head.

On Sunday, she took her new do to Starbucks, of course, where she got the usual: a one way ticket to fattyville.

Britney should really think about wearing a bra though. She’s at that point in her life where her nipples are starting to look like Paris Hilton’s eyes. Wonky. She needs to keep those things in check. It looks like they’re making a break for it or doing the cha cha.

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