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Heidi Montag has a new manager

Spencer Pratt will no longer serve as Heidi Montag’s manager. Pratt, who has mismanaged himself and Heidi for almost five years, has been replaced by someone with far more experience and know-how. A psychic. Heidi replaced Spencer with a psychic. She might as well have bought a magic 8-ball and used that to manage her career.

“After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” Montag says. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”

“No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” she adds. “I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

That psychic is ripping them off. If he were a real psychic, he would have already told them there’s no way in hell they’d make it in Hollywood and that maybe Heidi should try porn or something.

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The world is waiting for her next move
What a Super No Talent
Only a psychic could see her selling 20 copies of Playboy.
She sings like a dying cow.
Her future is bright…
Cue to the “STOLEN” self diddling sex tapes

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Seriously? Doesn’t that go against God and all that other verbal diarrhea she spits from her sperm-dumpster?
I still think her face is beat…nice rack though.

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Wow. This chick is not just slow but totally batshit crazy. I thought she was the hottest until she messed it up with plastic surgery. (Pornstar implants and weird face.) But now this psychic B.S.? This story won’t end well but it will be interesting. For the love of God get naked on film before you die Heidi!

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