No one wants to see Robert Pattinson naked

Robert Pattinson offered to do a full frontal shoot for that Details spread last month where he was surrounded by naked models but bosses nixed the idea. Which is weird because isn’t Details a gay magazine?

Pattinson said, “I offered to do a naked photoshoot but no one wanted to see me naked. It started off with me naked and they were like, ‘Actually, forget it’.”

I know all too well that feeling. Like, one time I was at the beach and these couple of girls were taking pictures and I pulled down my shorts to pose behind them and they were all, “Ahh! Get away!” and I was all, “Wassup ladies?! It’s alright, I’m not charging you for this. The first taste is always free,” but they ran off anyway. One of them had an accent so maybe they were foreign and didn’t understand.