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Tiger is kinky

Joslyn James was one of the two porn stars Tiger Woods slept with. Today she put up a website called Sexting Joslyn James (currently being hammered like one of Tiger’s whores) devoted to the text messages Tiger sent her.

These messages include instructions on how and when to meet and also how Tiger plans to have sex with her. Note: He’s pretty descriptive. A few texts:

  • Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
  • Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
  • Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
  • Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
  • Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
  • Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

Joslyn didn’t put up the texts she sent Tiger, but either way I’m sure Elin is going to be pissed when she sees this. Something your wife never wants to hear is how you put your cock in a pornstar’s ass and shoved it down her throat. Tiger should just put in that order for the chastity belt because there’s no way he’s getting any for the next two years.

Rest of the texts after the jump.

Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009: ?Heading back from the course now.
Tiger: Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009: ?How close are you
Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009: ?I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i
Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009: ?n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you
Tiger: Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009: ?Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.
Tiger: Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009: ?Just let me know when you are headed down
Tiger: Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009: ?What time is car picking you up tomorrow
Tiger: Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009: ?Yes
Tiger: Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009: ?Did you get lost. Door is open
Tiger: Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009: ?What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back
Tiger: Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009: ?Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after
Tiger: Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009: ?Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)
Tiger: Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009: ?Hurry:)
Tiger: Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009: ?I’m glad you came out
Tiger: Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009: ?Awesome baby. Be Safe
Tiger: Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009: ?Thank you sexy
Tiger: Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009: ?In ohio playing
Tiger: Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009: ?I told you im playing these two weeks
Tiger: Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009: ?In about a month
Tiger: Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009: ?Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i can
Tiger: Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009: ?Me to
Tiger: Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009: ?I hope not. So you have been with others huh since
Tiger: Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009: ?I hope so
Tiger: Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009: ?Not a bad thing thinking about me
Tiger: Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009: ?I totally agree
Tiger: Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009: ?In conn
Tiger: Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009: ?Ditto
Tiger: Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009: ?I like when you do that to me
Tiger: Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009: ?Ditto sexy
Tiger: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009: ?I want to be deep inside you
Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009: ?Maybe in two weeks in chicago
Tiger: Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009: ?I need that so bad
Tiger: Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009: ?Now:)
Tiger: Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009: ?Me to. I would wear you out
Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: ?I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: ?In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger: Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009: ?After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: ?Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009: ?You didnt answer the question
Tiger: Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: ?Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009: ?Does that excite you at all or no
Tiger: Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009: ?God girl. You better want to take care of me
Tiger: Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009: ?You do. Need more of it
Tiger: Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009: ?of you
Tiger: Sent: 04?02 PM 08/29/2009: ?I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: ?Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger: Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: ?You are my fucking whore
Tiger: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: ?Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: ?Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger: Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: ?Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger: Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: ?Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Tiger: Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009: ?Whatever else turns you on
Tiger: Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009: ?You tell me what you like
Tiger: Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: ?You are. Always will be. Don’t trust people
Tiger: Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: ?But you still have not told me what turns you on
Tiger: Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009: ?I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
Tiger: Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009: ?I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger: Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009: ?For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
Tiger: Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009: ?I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger: Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009: ?We will see how bad you want me
Tiger: Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009: ?Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Tiger: Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009: ?Was playing sexy
Tiger: Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009: ?Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed
Tiger: Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009: ?I land at 930 or 10 monday night
Tiger: Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009: ?Great. What time so you land
Tiger: Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009: ?I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10
Tiger: Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009: ?Midway
Tiger: Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009: ?I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again
Tiger: Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009: ?You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800
Tiger: Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009: ?Did you get my text with all the info
Tiger: Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009: ?I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston
Tiger: Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009: ?I have to check in to get the room
Tiger: Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009: ?I should get there before you anyways
Tiger: Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009: ?In about 3 hours
Tiger: Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009: ?I will be there before you for sure
Tiger: Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009: ?You just make sure you take care of me when you get here
Tiger: Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009: ?Great
Tiger: Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009: ?Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat
Tiger: Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009: ?I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early
Tiger: Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009: ?How close are you
Tiger: Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009: ?What do you want to eat
Tiger: Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009: ?Anything simple
Tiger: Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009: ?No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich
Tiger: Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009: ?How close
Tiger: Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009: ?Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.
Tiger: Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009: ?Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here
Tiger: Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009: ?Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears
Tiger: Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009: ?Are you close to being ready
Tiger: Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009: ?Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now
Tiger: Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009: ?There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful
Tiger: Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009: ?Room358
Tiger: Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009: ?Make it ok
Tiger: Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009: ?Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy
Tiger: Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009: ?Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of
Tiger: Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009: ?So when can i have that ass again
Tiger: Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009: ?I will be back in a couple hours
Tiger: Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009: ?I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)
Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: ?Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger: Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009: ?Just morbid curiosity
Tiger: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009: ?Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you
Tiger: Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009: ?Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
Tiger: Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009: ?Maybe
Tiger: Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009: ?I will be over in 10mins
Tiger: Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009: ?Why dont you come over here now instead
Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009: ?Enter thru room 360. Its next door
Tiger: Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009: ?Hurry so i come in that ass
Tiger: Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009: ?Let me know when you leave your room
Tiger: Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009: ?You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way
Tiger: Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009: ?Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight
Tiger: Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009: ?Parent hood melt down:)
Tiger: Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009: ?How much was your flight
Tiger: Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009: ?Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700
Tiger: Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009: ?Great thing is we have a life time of this
Tiger: Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009: ?I know that. Thats why i wont do that.
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: ?Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: ?k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: ?fish bowl
Tiger: Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009: ?Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously
Tiger: Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009: ?This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.
Tiger: Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009: ?Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything
Tiger: Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009: ?I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened
Tiger: Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009: ?Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

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jay

ohh man
tiger is my hero.
wanna be just like him when i grow up.

Lin McKay
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Lin McKay

I only read two of the text messages but there is something really wrong with Tiger Woods. He needs a lot of help and I hope Elin holds him to it until he really understands the illness and can honestly say he is cured or staying on the wagon. I doubt Elin can ever let him back in her bed. The mistress, although I think of her as some other really awful names, is trash all the way. To allow herself to be treated as Tiger supposedly treated her makes you understand her kind. She and Rachel Uchitel are the… Read more »

KC
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Way to champion forgiveness, Lin. Tiger’s life has nothing to do with you. Concentrate on your own shortcomings and be gone.

herringbone
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herringbone

TIGER A SEX ADDICT???? I THINK OF HIM MORE LIKE A SEX
PERVERT – NO CURE FOR EITHER. I WAS HOPING HE WOULDN’T
RETURN TO GOLF OR ELIN FOR THAT MATTER!!! HE IS A SAD
HUMAN BEING – OR ANIMAL, HAVE YOUR PICK!

Diva
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Diva

All those greedy White girls might think twice now before giving it up so easily to everything tall, black & atheletic. eh Elin????

KC
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KC

Judgey people, please. Tiger hasn’t sad anything that any normal person hasn’t heard in about a thousand porn movies. He was seeing a porn star and got into the whole mode of “hey, i’m dating a porn star – almost nothing’s off-limits to say!” The guy was probably just bored with his plain old wife, and having to be a good father and role-model to people he doesn’t even freakin’ know ALL the [email protected] time. I say he doesn’t need to apologize to anyone but his God and his wife. The rest of the world can eat sh*t – it… Read more »

jennifer stewart
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jennifer stewart

my ex guy did that too me he came off the road and on vday came up too me in my apartment parking lot and told me he was going out of town for a few day’s with a freind so i told him have fun and left it at that i had no idea it was too visit a porn star he met while djin’g on the road he came by before he left and was so mean too me i aske’d him why are you being so mean too me he told me your not attractive and your… Read more »

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Havoc

I would be petrified to disclose something that intimate. Amazing they can actually release those. I know he was wrong, but to disclose that text to the world is just not right. Isn’t there some type of protocol that says it takes two consents forms to release intimate comments? The whole thing is sad. He should never have married. The poor man. What a mistake. and what a mistake to find those skanks sexy. It cost him so much. May he forgive himself. Must be H*ll.

Havoc
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Havoc

Its always good to remember: Temptation is tricky. It may be so beautiful, but in reality, it is as poisonous and evil as a snake. My prayers are with him.

ouy
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ouy

Seems a bit one sided doesn’t it? Why wasn’t the porn stars words printed? They were both culpable.

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