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Jesse James says there is no sex tape

Sandra Bullock already issued a denial about the purported sex tape in which Jesse James smears feces on Bullock’s upper lip during anal sex (Dirty Sanchez) and clad in leather, James, “sporting a Hitler mustache with brown hat and swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand,” but Jesse decided to chime in and issue his own.

A rep for James reiterates, “The claims of sex tapes are untrue and completely fabricated.”

Really? Is anyone going to believe Ian Halperin’s claim of Jesse shoving a shotgun into Bullcok’s ass and giving her a dirty Sanchez? Even the most gullible person in the world would be skeptical. This is like a rumor some kid makes up about someone in third grade. No one even needed to issue a denial. They could have just released a statement that read “Hahahahahha… ok…” and that would have been enough. In the annoying words of internet trolls everywhere, “proof or gtfo.”

[Pacific Coast News]

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