Julie Bowen is a good mother

Julie Bowen, best known for the awesome Modern Family on ABC, went on George Lopez and explained how she saves time by breastfeeding both her twins at the same time. She called the move the “double football hold” and said “they suck the fat out of you.” Bowen described it as “two little liposuction machines on you.” Then she showed a picture of her doing it and quipped, “They’re doing God’s work right there – helping me return to my birth weight,” and then I got an erection. Yep, today is starting out great.

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