Britney Spears is a sexual tigress

Britney Spears is being sued for sexual harassment by her ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores. Fernando said he couldn’t take being treated like a piece of meat anymore and watch Britney walk around the house naked. This dude is obviously gay. From The Sun:

“She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.”

The friend added: “Working for Britney is tough. She’s a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control.

“She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff.

“All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable.”

One thing I want to know is how uncomfortable it is for Fernando to walk around with that tampon in him. Is he pretty used to it by now? What about when he gets sand in his vagina? I’m surprised he didn’t whine about that too.


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12 years ago

Hmmmm…. Can I apply for the job?