Justin Long is good at oversharing

If you’re wondering how that Mac Dude dork Justin Long gets women, here’s your answer. Hint: It’s not that snazzy jean jacket/pinkish shirt combo although that certainly doesn’t hurt.

Long was part of a reading of Filthy Talk for Troubled Times: Scenes of Intolerance the other day. He played the role of a misogynistic male restaurant patron bemoaning feminism and cunnilingus.

Afterward, Long was asked if it was a difficult part to play on account of him being, you know, not that way.

Frankly, no. I think it’s just been festering and welling. All that great stuff, that darkness that we repress — it’s nice to be able to release it once in a while. It was very therapeutic.” But Long pointed out that he didn’t identify with every aspect of his character. “There were parts about certain … well, acts that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.”

There you have it. Justin Long loves women sitting on his face. Girls will probably be all over him now. If he said he came chocolate and farted LV bags, he’d basically become a god to them.


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13 years ago

eww..that’s nasty. who wants chocolate covered LV bags that come out of someone’s butt? wouldn’t that smell really really bad?