Snooki is on a dog biscuit diet

Not really but she might as well be. That midget from Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is on a cookie diet. Snooki’s ultimate goal is to get back to 100 lbs. She’s 4’9”.

Us says she eats only one meal a day (usually chicken) and six cookies. Each cookie suppresses her hunger. These aren’t just any cookies though. Each cookie contains beef and milk protein and has 11 grams of carbs and 90 calories.

I wonder if Snooki knows she’s eating dog food in the shape of a cookie instead of a bone. I bet it also gives her cleaner teeth and fresher breath. They’ll probably trick her into eating cat food next.

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12 years ago

nobody gives a damn about these lowlife guidos. Shes fat and nasty looking. They give Jersey a bad image. The show sucks.