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Elin Nordegren will get that $750 mil

Update: TMZ says it’s nowhere near that amount as Tiger isn’t even worth that much. Although, the real number is still a nice chunk of change.

That $750 mil divorce settlement that Elin Nordegren will reportedly get? It’s real. It also comes with one major stipulation. That Elin keep her mouth shut even after Tiger dies. That means no interviews, no tell-all books or TV appearances about his cheating ways for all enternity. Other provisions include Tiger not being able to have his whores hang around his two kids. Unless they’re married. In addition,

Elin gets to keep their $4.5 million house in Windermere, Fla., plus an apartment in Stockholm and a farm nearby. Tiger gets the $75 million Jupiter, Fla., estate, and his $3 million apartment in LA. “Everything’s signed,” a pal told the Sun, adding that the paperwork will be finalized in Orlando within a week. Elin will get physical custody of the kids, but both parents will get to make decisions about their futures. Tiger will get to see them for up to half of each week.

For $750 mil, a $4.5 million house, an apartment in Stockholm and a farm, I’d not only keep my mouth shut, I’d tell all of Tiger’s new whores that he’s a great lover and the best sex I’d ever had. Then I’d hold my hands really far apart to show them how big Tiger’s penis is. Then I’d light a cigar with a $100 bill and order my 5-year-old servant boy to fetch me my 200-year-old Scotch.

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karen
karen
11 years ago

You’re missing a few zeros there.

Erik
Erik
11 years ago

you’re missing a few zeros on that

PunkA
PunkA
11 years ago

Who is the moron that does not know the difference between $750,000 and $750,000,000??? I mean, seriously? Just put $750M and be done with it, you math moron. Who wrote that s**t anyway? My 4-year old is smarter than that.

Carmen
Carmen
11 years ago

This divorce settlement amount is well deserved since it may be for a complete package for both, Elin and the children and Tiger is demanding from Elin a lifetime of silence. It is very wise of Elin to demand that Tiger never expose their children to any future female companions ”unless he is married to said person.” I commend Elin for being a caring and loving mother and for having her priorities right. Tiger is the one who caused irreparable damage to the marriage and the dissolution of the family unit with his adulterous, reckless and irresponsible behavior. Tiger, reportedly,… Read more »

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