Katy Perry left the Hotel Plaza Athenee Paris in, um, Paris where she made out with her girlfriend. Later, they went upstairs and had hot sex for hours and they sent me the videotape of it. Huh? What? Sorry, I dozed off for a second. Katy Perry gave her girlfriend a peck on the mouth and left. God dammit. Another fantasy ruined by reality. Damn you, reality!
[Fame]
Why?