Britney Spears went to Starbucks obviously

Why is it that every time there are photos of Britney Spears she’s always drinking Starbucks and making stupid faces? And I thought she’s required by law to wear a bra now? And if she is, then why are her nipples so hard? Are they diamond tipped like those Gilette razors? Somebody give me some answers. I’m tired of being the last to know.