Jennifer Aniston is getting Lindsay’s sloppy seconds

Jennifer Aniston had dinner with a mystery man at Sunset Tower Hotel and Radar now reveals the guy is Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Hard Rock Cafe heir Harry Morton. Morton founded the Pink Taco restaurant chain and a few years of antibiotics has cured him of anything Lindsay left him with so he’s back on the prowl.

Eyewitnesses said Jen looked “a little nervous, putting her hair up in a loose bun and laughing at everything he said” while at an intimate corner table with Morton.

Although Morton is only 29-years-old, this isn’t the first time Aniston, 41, has been linked to a younger man. Her on-again-off-again ex John Mayer is nine years her junior.

“When her mystery date left for the restroom, she took the opportunity to primp by reapplying her lipstick,” an eyewitness told of Aniston’s dinner with Morton.

In true gentlemanly style, Morton picked up the tab before taking to the wheel of his Jeep four wheel drive while Aniston slipped out a back door under tight hotel security to avoid the waiting paparazzi.

Yawn. Oh, hai. Sorry. I fell asleep while reading this. I’m up now. What happened? I bet someone mentioned Jennifer Aniston again, huh?

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13 years ago

I would worry about getting more than sloppy seconds. Ewwwwwwwwww with a big YUCK at the end.