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Jennifer Aniston was a “sport f-ck”

Although he’ll vehemently deny it, Jennifer Aniston and Josh Hopkins (Cougar Town) used to “date”. They met through Courtney Cox and were friends with benefits until Jennifer Aniston uttered those four words that set Josh’s heart aflutter. “I want a relationship.” Josh said, “No, thank you,” and got the hell out. According to Josh, Aniston was just “sport f-ck” meaning not someone he’d marry in a thousand years. Good job. Drive that knife deeper into her heart. A source tells Us:

Hopkins is “a player and is into meeting younger girls,” the insider adds. “He definitely lies to girls.”

The actor (who romances Cox on the series) even has a raunchy nickname for Aniston, with whom he was spotted sharing a flirty meal at West Hollywood’s Madeo Sept. 2. “Josh calls Jennifer his ‘sport f–k,'” a Hopkins pal tells Us, adding that the duo were simply “friends with benefits.”

She “likes her life the way it is,” a source tells Us. Her type? “Really good-looking a–holes.”

It must suck being Jennifer Aniston. Not only are you inherently boring but the only reason guys want to have sex with you is because you’re like big game on a hunting expedition. They don’t even want to take you home. All they want to do is take a picture of you and toss your carcass out as they high five their friends and tell them about the loser celebrity spinster they bagged.

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She certainly has poor taste in men. Why on earth would she want to be with someone who calls her a ‘f*cksport’? How humiliating. That is, unless she is that type of chick. You know, one who likes to be hit it, and then quit it. She might be at this point, since she is desperate to be in a long lasting relationship. She might be willing to settle for what she can get.

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The Blemish writes crap and should be sued.

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this is a [email protected]@t article about a [email protected]@thead!

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How could anyone believe this shit. He said he picked up the tab on their last date a true gentlemen would never say this crap. I would love to see the author of this shit handle the constant scrutiny that Jennifer does. She still comes out looking like a class act unlike this trashy author who just plane looks like an ass!!!!

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Jennifer Aniston is a lady. I know it is rare to see, but ii does exsist. You can throw alot at her, yet she is a lady. Keep it alive and try to say good things.

I am a lady.

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