Spencer Pratt shaved his flesh-colored beard

Spencer Pratt took to the YouTubes to upload a video of himself shaving his “flesh-colored beard.”

The video starts off with Spencer calling himself an astronaut. He then introduces an assistant who’ll be shaving his beard with a big hunting knife. Mr. Attention Whore says companies like Edge and Gilette don’t want to sponsor the video because he’s “off brand” which is a nice way of saying he’s “total douchebag that no one likes.”

The video ends with his assistant covered in fake blood while a clean shaven Spencer lies dead on the floor. I love happy endings!