Britney Spears’ conservatorship remains

Britney Spears went to court yesterday to speak to Judge Reva Goetz behind closed doors. Her father, Jamie, had a separate meeting. Britney’s meeting seemingly went well because no one could be heard shouting, “What are you doing? Those are plastic apples!”

Another hearing is scheduled for October 14. Until then, Britney is still under conservatorship. As far as everyone is concerned, good. Keep her there. Since the courts forced her dad to be a parent, Britney hasn’t flashed her vaj or shaved her head which is a ridiculous litmus test for sanity. That’s like saying Rebecca Gayheart is doing great because she hasn’t killed any 9-year-olds with her Jeep lately.