Daniel Radcliffe wants to have sex with Broadway dancers

Daniel Radcliffe is preparing for the musical ‘How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying’ and says now that he’s single, he just wants to bang a lot of Broadway dancers. A commendable goal. Daniel tells Dazed & Confused:

“I’ve been in relationships from the age of 14 and now I’m single. I said to a friend the other day, ‘Dude, I’m doing a show with dancers. I’ve got to be single.’

“He was like, ‘Don’t sleep with anyone in your own show. That’s a mistake.’ It’s good advice. But I’m not sure I’ll stick to it.”

Is there any reason to be in a Broadway musical other than to hookup with the dancers? Unless you want to make new friends to crimp your hair while you complain about your boyfriend and to tell you those ass-less chaps don’t make you look fat as you prance around the room like a fairy, then no, I don’t think so.