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Jenna Jameson heading to Broadway?

Great. Just what we need. More whores on Broadway. Jenna Jameson, who looks like she has permanent lockjaw, is currently in the running to play the role of Venus strip club owner Justice in the Broadway production of Rock of Ages.

Jenna told Page Six, “I am in talks with the ‘Rock of Ages’ producers, and I’m praying I get the role. Broadway has always been a dream of mine ever since I was a little girl. I am really excited. I’m meeting with the producers [today], and I just hope I have enough talent to carry the role. We are talking about a run that would be anything from a month to three months, and it could start very soon.”

Right. Broadway was a dream for her ever since she was little. Porn must have been her backup plan like all the other Broadway hopefuls. Just like when people end up coaching high school football when they couldn’t make it in the NFL, the ones who’ve always dreamed of performing in a musical like Cats end up being filmed having all their holes pummeled by dicks.

A source from the show added that producers were surprised Jenna has a good voice. Actually, that is surprising because with the amount of penis Jenna has had down her throat, you would have figured her vocal cords would have been decimated by now.

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She practicing already…for her “head” shot!

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Broadway has always been a dream of mine ever since I was a little boy. I am really excited.

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