Katy Perry performed at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in NY on Wednesday. She looked great and her breasts were amazing but she should have worn something less conservative. Like this clear plastic bag that I cut into the shape of a bra and panties. It doesn’t give much in the way of support and it’s as see through as glass but boy does it, um, do a bunch of other stuff. Listen, just put it on, okay?
Unless she’s going down on Alessandra or Candice, who cares?