Ke$ha Wants to Skinny Dip With Britney Spears

Prepare the eye bleach. Ke$ha says she wants to celebrate Britney Spears’ comeback by skinny dipping with her at a themed party at her Nashville house.

“It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party.” And she insists her home is already all set up for the bash: “I have a small, salt-water pool that has laser beams in it and a stereo so you can be under water listening to music. It’s really magical.”

Who’s going to handle the mob of people running for the door when those two get naked? Aren’t there going to be forks and knives at this party too? What’s going to keep party-goers from stabbing themselves in the eyes? This party sounds dangerous. I’d rather masturbate with broken glass than go to this thing.