Mariah Carey Gave Birth to Twins

Mariah Carey, 42, popped out her twins at around 12 PM EST at a hospital in LA on Saturday. The baby girl came first and her brother followed which shows just how bossy women in that family are.

Mariah’s rep tells PEOPLE that they’re both overjoyed and were listening to “We Belong Together” after the kids were born.

Making the day even more special, the birth coincided with their anniversary as the very prescient Nick predicted. With the help of Rev. Al Sharpton, they renewed their vows in the hospital on Sunday. Speaking about the labor, her rep added.

“Nick was very nervous and Mariah was completely calm. Mariah thought it was another soft labor and Nick was driving her to the hospital and she very calm and the music was blasting,” she added. “When they walked into the hospital, [Nick] was going the wrong way and the nurse redirected them to go the maternity ward, and I said to her, ‘that’s right out of I Love Lucy,’ and she laughed.”

What an obnoxiously cute story. Why can’t they simply say Nick was being a dumbass and didn’t know what the hell he was doing? I mean, look at him. He’s a bumbling idiot. The only things Mariah trusts him to do is hold her umbrella, hold her straw and, apparently, put his penis inside her.