Britney Spears Is Back On Tour

Britney Spears kicked off her Femme Fatale tour in Sacramento, CA last night and it was alright, I guess. I wouldn’t know. I wasn’t there. I assume it’s not like the past as Britney’s lost a lot of luster after two kids and an endless buffet line. Her music has already been eclipsed by the likes of Lady Gaga, Ke$ha and Rebecca Black. I’m just impressed she doesn’t have a gut hanging over her costumes. That’s all anyone can ever ask for.