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Paris Hilton Not Deadmau5’s Protege

Hold on to your hats because I have some shocking news for you.

Yesterday a rumor started that Paris Hilton, after having exhausted all other avenues for fame, planned on becoming the most famous female DJ on the planet. She has already shadowed a few DJ’s and grown tight with Afrojack and Deadmau5 even planning to appear on stage with Deadmau5 in the future.

Turns out that was just a rumor because Deadmau5 hardly knows Paris Hilton. According to him, she was nice to him so he let her shadow him. He said in a Facebook post,

HEY WORLD… im not teaching Paris Hilton how to DJ. f**k already! she showed up to a show, and s**t, ill be friendly to just about anyone who isnt a fuckin asshole. and she was respectful and polite, and all around nice to chat with, so i let her be a ghost… how the f**k does it end up all “im producing her next album” or “teaching her to be a DJ” if she wants to do whatever she wants, let er! i dont give a f**k… but why am i involved all of a sudden?

Whatever. Paris always chooses the easiest thing she can think of to make money off of and fails miserably at it. She sucked at being a socialite and she’ll suck at mixing MP3s. I promise you 5 minutes into producing her album, she’ll give up and ask when the money is coming in. Plus, isn’t the female DJ market already cornered by topless DJ’s? I don’t see how she can compete with that unless she gave out free bj’s while spinning. That would be really impressive.

Here’s Paris Hilton and Afrojack at the airport.

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Herpes Tour Guide
Herpes Tour Guide
8 years ago

She has no rhythm

Herp II
Herp II
8 years ago

Why can’t she be one of those “celebrity deaths?”

notafan
notafan
8 years ago

STUPID HERPES BITCH THE ONLY TIME SHE KNOWS A BLACK PERSON OR ASSOCIATE WITH ONE IS WHEN SHE WANTS SOMETHING FROM T HEM, UNTIL THEN THEY ARE N-IGGER TO HER.

WhyNot?
WhyNot?
8 years ago

Need a New House Dj Why Not Zoidberg (V) (;,,;) (V)

Bear Grylls
Bear Grylls
8 years ago

Paris hilton as a House DJ?
Better drink my own piss…

Bear Grylls
Bear Grylls
8 years ago

Paris hilton as a House DJ?
Better drink my own piss…

Mamie Mooney
8 years ago

She does realize he’s black right ??????

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