Through every fault of his own, Spencer Pratt became the most hated D-lister in Hollywood. So much so that even his agent won’t return his calls. What is this warmth that fills my heart?
A source tells Us that Spencer still owes his agency “hundreds of thousands of dollars in commissions” from the millions he made and squandered during The Hills and they want nothing to do with him.
Says the source of Pratt who calls his agent up to 30 times a day, “They just laugh at him or pick up and hang up.” Bwahahaha.
This just goes to show that through the power of prayer, dreams sometimes do come true. This may be the most feel good story of the week. I hope Spencer is so penniless that he’s forced to catch and eat pigeons.
Pray for sweet, sweet death Spencer!
Time for a real jobby job.
The pigeon-eating will give him strength for his new job sucking off bums at the Greyhound station.