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Terrence Howard Will Cut Your Throat

So the story goes, a girl got hold of what she thought was Terrence Howard’s phone number. One day she mustered up enough liquid courage to call and profess her love to Terrence in a 3 minute voicemail. The twist is she called with her friend’s phone because hers was dead. As it turns out, the number was actually his wife’s. Naturally, Terrence called back and left a voicemail threatening to cut the person’s throat. Drama queen.

“N**ga, you been calling my wife… If you call my wife again I’m going to come to your house and I’m going to cut your f***ing throat,” Terrence says in the message.

“Understand that. I’m gonna tell you this one time. You call my wife again, I’m going to kill you.” (Listen here)

A few days later, Terrence realized he made a mistake and left a voicemail apologizing.

“I’m so sorry for calling you and speaking that way,” Terrence said. “I thought you were somebody that’s been harassing my wife. Please forgive me.” — Radar

Terrence even sent a followup text explaining himself.

“My wife told me that she was receiving obscene text from you and that she was being harassed. Therefore I responded with the protective nature that a husband has for his wife,” Terrence wrote.

“Forgive me for the anger, but as you are watching over your girl friend, I too am devoted to my love.”

I’m glad everything worked out and we’re one step closer to ending this confusion with a baby wipe gift exchange and a sterilized hug.

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