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Beyonce’s Baby Due in December

In more baby news, Beyonce’s baby is due in December, not in February as previously believed so this fake pregnancy is moving along faster than expected. When Beyonce pointed at her baby bump and said, “Hey, everyone, look at me,” at the Video Music Awards, people assumed she was three months pregnant.

Not true. Newly unearthed behind-the-scenes footage from her “Countdown” music video shoot reveals she’s much further along. Apparently they were off by a couple of months which explains the dramatic baby bump. Still, no one is sure why her belly folded in on itself though. The clip shows Beyonce holding up the New York Daily News which featured herself pregnant on the cover.

Mocking the caption, Bey rubs her belly and says, “Hello, it’s Sept. 23. Oh baby! Oh baby! Oh baby! Oh baby! This was on the cover of the Daily News. Right now I’m actually shooting the video for ‘Countdown’ and I’m six months pregnant, pretending that my stomach is flat in body suits. But thank god you can’t really tell from the front, but when I turn to the side … oh baby! Oh baby!” Boom Box

Wait. She was holding the paper up against a blank backdrop. Did she get captured by terrorists or something? The only thing this video is missing is two masked men holding machetes behind her. I suspect this looks exactly like all the videos Jay-Z forces her to make to tell her parents she’s alright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OScGccYKSss

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Rthomas8244
Rthomas8244
8 years ago

who cares.

pkkink
pkkink
8 years ago
Reply to  Rthomas8244

Obviously you do.

Melissa25marie
Melissa25marie
8 years ago

I don’t get it

Herman Bumfudle
8 years ago

lol! hey beautiful. looks like you’re having fun with.

Piperjain07
Piperjain07
8 years ago

Think ppl shud leave her alone even if she does hav a surragate thats her choice n ppl should respect that maybe she dnt want the kid growin up knowin it could be adopted which would inevitably be found out with mum bein a world wide sensation i dont know weva she is or she aint i love the pair of em for there music as they are musical artists never really look into the gossip side of show biz but think she gunna make a fab mum regardless so congrats 2the pair of em

bigmoney113
bigmoney113
8 years ago
Reply to  Piperjain07

this doesnt even make sense. if she had a surrogate she wouldn’t be pregnant. duh.

Aggiemoney13
Aggiemoney13
8 years ago

Even though u pregant u still look good u go girl…..

Meerkats
Meerkats
8 years ago

lol @4a602f1958cc82f003dcd4f5faac4b8d:disqus 

Meerkats
Meerkats
8 years ago

lol @4a602f1958cc82f003dcd4f5faac4b8d:disqus 

Dejesus_ayesha
Dejesus_ayesha
8 years ago

I wonder if she saw the “what the baby could look like” pics theyre type funny but yeah

Yolandababy2
Yolandababy2
8 years ago

Yeah they make them on youtube… Its funny though. But lets see when she actually gives birth.

Alexmckenna
Alexmckenna
8 years ago

When us your baby due she is gonna be beautiful just like you

Stephm1
Stephm1
8 years ago

how the fuck is she pretending to have a baby get a grip and grow the hell up.. well see when she is walking about with a baby in her arms idiot!!!

Romanjuwan
Romanjuwan
8 years ago

I know her baby is gonna be pretty

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Article Writing
7 years ago

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