Brett Ratner is on a roll this week. He’s apologized for saying he banged Olivia Munn and for calling rehearsals faggy but he’s yet to apologize for revealing to Howard Stern that he made Lindsay Lohan get tested for STDs before he slept with her back in 2006. Ratner says it wasn’t personal and that he does this with every woman he sleeps with. This Brett Ratner. All class.
“Before I have sex with a girl, I do do one weird thing,” said Ratner. “I do take ’em to the doctor and check ’em out. I’m like a cootie freak. I’m a germaphobe. I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you’re going to catch something in the future even.”
Lohan obliged, came back ‘clean’ and the couple enjoyed a few months of fun before the ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’ actress discovered Ratner was cheating on her with at least one Victoria’s Secret model Alina Puscau. Examiner
I hear Jake Gyllenhaal does the same thing but his test is usually just to make sure they have a penis.
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