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Justin Bieber Took the DNA Test
Last Friday night in New Jersey, Justin Bieber took a DNA test under “very controlled circumstances” using a very solid chain of custody. Now he’s one step closer to ending this charade Mariah Yeater calls a paternity suit. As previously mentioned, Bieber will not settle or even discuss a settlement. A smart move considering the baby isn’t his. But in the off chance it is… Justin already bought a fake mustache and glasses and already has the paperwork drawn to change his name to Carlos Bieber.
Wonder what “very controlled circumstances” means…Probably afraid of his DNA ending up in the wrong hands. Gives new meaning to “identity theft”.
He said it tasted funny….