Mariah Carey Has Her Body Back

At the height of her pregnancy, Mariah Carey looked like a female Fat Albert. Six months  later, she’s lost 30 lbs and got back into shape. She’s on the cover of Us Weekly showing off how she did it and describing how much of a struggle it was. She told Us, “It was a huge blessing to be able to have the babies… But I felt trapped in my body because I couldn’t move.”

Yesterday at a press conference to announce Mariah being the new brand ambassador for Jenny Craig, she showed off her now size 6 body.

This gives me hope that after Jessica Simpson pops out that kid she’ll look like she did before she discovered how delicious baby back rib pie is.

  • MariahUK

    You are everything that’s wrong with the world. Sad pathetic hateful troll. Meanwhile Mariah is about to start her Christmas tour.

    • Mare

      That’s the point of the story…she is NOT about to start her Christmas tour. Only a few shows cancelled, so far.

  • Nate Fanfare

    “Waddling” … stay classy, fucks.

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