Apparently when you fall off the map you really fall off the map. No one cared what was going on with two time Oscar winner Jessica Lange until she starred in the awesome American Horror Story series on FX which is why we’re just now hearing that she and her husband Sam Shepard had ended their relationship nearly two years ago.
They’ve been together since 1982 and have two kids together and no one knew about this until Lange was nominated for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild award.
I can only hope this is what happens to the Kardashians. Mostly because there’s a 99% chance none of them will win any award that will bring them back into the spotlight. Unless you count the top 10 sex tapes of the year list as an award. Which, sadly, I do.