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No One Wants to See Lindsay Lohan Naked

In response to Lindsay Lohan posing nude in a Marilyn Monroe shoot for the 50th time, Hugh Hefner tweeted the other day, “The Lindsay Lohan January-February Double Issue is breaking sales records.” Either Hugh must be senile or Playboy is doing really poorly because Fox News says no one wants to see a watered down Lindsay Lohan shoot they’ve seen a thousand times already.

But not many consumers are paying for that experience. In fact, interest seems low in seeing Lohan’s intensely air-brushed impersonation of Marilyn Monroe in glossy print. Fox411 spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands and gas stations from New York to Philadelphia only to be confronted with the same reality at each: Lohan’s glassy-eyed stare peaking above the backs of more family friendly fare, with no one staring back or making a purchase. Fox 411

Since no one wanted to comment on the issue because they’ll look like a pervert, Fox asked the editor of Fleshbot why no one was buying this. Reasons include no full frontal, she already did a Marilyn shoot and there was nothing titillating about the shoot. In short, the only wanking motion going on over this issue, is a dismissive one.

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Fuck yeah, man…we wanna see those genital warts and herpes legions up close and glossy!!!

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…or maybe this is further proof that Fox can’t get any of their facts right.

Herman Bumfudle
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i do!!!

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