Katy Perry Will Play a Prison Guard

Katy Perry is doing what any respectable musician would do at the height of their popularity. Cash in on their fame by diversifying to new mediums. Namely, movies and now tv.

Katy has been tapped to guest star as a “tough-talking TV prison guard” on the March 6 episode of Raising Hope. “Shannon Woodward is my best friend. A couple weeks ago, I was home, just toasting up a frozen chicken fillet when she called me up and asked if I wanted to do something ‘fun’ for a change and try out a guest role on her TV show. I thought, ‘Sure, I have nothing else to do, and I like chillin’ with my best friend.’ Greg was nice, but I hope he’s not secretly sabotaging my potential future career by typecasting me in the role of just a looker, so that I would never be able to play anything more challenging.”

Garcia also put out a statement explaining the decision. “Shannon Woodward told me that her friend Katy was interested in doing an episode and I thought, ‘Why not? Let’s do your friend Katy a favor.’ Then she came in and did a terrific job. She was hilarious. And now people are telling me that Katy is also a singer. I sincerely hope that her appearance on the show helps her get her singing career off the ground. It’s a tough business.”

I’m guessing Katy Perry didn’t meet Garcia all blued up like she was while promoting her custom eyelashes and instead went like she did at the Smurfs premiere. She looks like someone dunked her in a tidy bowl toilet.

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