Martin Starr posted on his Twitter the above picture of Save the Date co-star Alison Brie in a wedding dress with the caption, “I finally pulled the trigger and asked @alisonbrie…” Aw, dammit. I wanted to be the first one to dress her up and make her stare shamefully into a camera. Now you’ve ruined it and turned her into a filthy whore.
She fucked all her gay guy friends in college so she’s gotta have all kinds of bugs floating around in her bloodstream. Great wife material for Hollywood.