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Lady Gaga Wants Babies, Doesn’t Want Publicity

In an interview with Oprah Winfrey airing on OWN this Sunday, Lady Gaga says she wants babies. A “soccer team” full of them. Eventually.

“Yeah, yeah, I do,” a (relatively) conservatively dressed Gaga told the talk show host, 58, when asked if she was serious about wanting a large family. “I mean I’m being superfluous [about the soccer team], but I don’t want to have one [child], I want a few.”

Gaga adds that she also wants a husband. Making a gesture to indicate a baby bump, the singer tells Winfrey, “I want to experience that.” PEOPLE

Her ovaries are already weeping because they know they’ll be relentlessly teased in school with the way Gaga is going to dress them. “Oh, those are some nice space goggles with peacock feathers sticking out.” Punch.

Lady Gaga also says she’s done doing interviews and that Oprah’s will be her last.

“Other than this interview, Oprah, I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time,” the singer said in the interview, to air Sunday. “No press, no television, if my mom calls and says, ‘Did you hear about’ I shut it all off.”

So the power of prayer does work.

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8 years ago

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