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Experts Agree, Miley Cyrus Is an Idiot

To start this off on a positive note, Miley Cyrus tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini top. It was pretty exciting if you were a 10-year-old who’s yet to discover your mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog.

Moving on, Miley recently suggested everyone go on a gluten free diet. Defending herself from people who called her anorexic, Miley wrote, “I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It’s not about weight it’s about health. Gluten is crapppp anyway!” She later tweeted, “everyone should try no gluten for a week! The change in your skin, physical and mental health is amazing! U won’t go back!” Her genetics, team of dermatologists and stylists obviously have nothing to do with it.

Meanwhile, experts say what Miley is blabbing on about is not exactly true. They argue that a gluten free diet is only strongly recommended for people diagnosed with celiac disease, a condition whose sufferers have an immune response to gluten in the small intestine. Other than that, a gluten free diet is no different than a regular diet save for the added cost and annoyingly showing your friends how easily you’re tricked into jumping onto the latest fad.

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billybulldog
billybulldog
12 years ago

Miley is noy only a spoiled rotten bratty wench she is as dumb as a hayrake.yeah Miley ill take diet and scientific information from your dumb self as authoritative.
 she needed her little backside tanned and obviously that was neglected.

ss
ss
12 years ago

miley is gorgeous. what’s wrong?

justy ngujo
justy ngujo
12 years ago

your a nice girl but your to small i hate small this evening in 12 oclock i will kill you

callaway
callaway
10 years ago

she is an idiot. period.

TRock
TRock
10 years ago

Why is it everytime I see this stupid, embarrassing, attention starved bitch, she has her legs spread or atleast one off to the side, like she’s airing out her nasty bony snatch. She shaved most of her head, she humps everything within 2 feet of her like a dog in heat, what is she going to do next for attention? I suggest retiring.