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Miley Cyrus: Sex Is Magical, Cool

Miley Cyrus was a guest on Amanda de Cadenet’s Lifetime talk show Monday night where she talked candidly about sex and that outfit she wore to the Billboard Music Awards.

Miley said about her new adult image, “If people find you sexy, take it as a compliment. It’s just who I am. Thank you for thinking I’m sexy.” Whoa, whoa. Let’s not get carried away. No one called you sexy, they just said you’re dressing more provocatively.

She then moved on to the subject of sex or, as I like to say, doing it. “I was talking about this at dinner last night,” she says, “The girls that really base how much they’re worth on the sexual favors they can do for somebody – that makes me really sad. Because sex is actually really beautiful. It’s the only way we create, and it’s the only way the world keeps going.”

Yes, yes. Tell me more about these girls that base their worth on the sexual favors they can do. Where can I find them? Do you have an address or anything? Oh and one more thing, sex isn’t the only way we create anymore. We can make babies in test tubes now.

Miley then explained that parents should be more honest with their kids about sex by telling them how “magical” and “cool” it is. “Kids have a TV, so they know what sex is,” she says. “So educate them and let them know… it’s a beautiful thing, and it is magic, and it’s when you connect with somebody.”

Yea, that’s the way to go. “Hey, Johnny, come stick your penis in me. My mom told me this is going to be sooo cool.” 9 months later: “Dear god, why is a tiny human tearing through my vagina!”

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saccy
saccy
8 years ago

Great Comment Sarcasm

Poo
Poo
8 years ago

You are sad. Get a Hoover on your nellie because no one else will be going down there.

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