Vanessa Minnillo posted this picture of Nick Lachey touching her baby bump on Twitter. Gross.
Pregnant women freak me out. Their bellies look like an alien chest-burster is about to pop out and the worst part is is that not only does it burst out of your girlfriend’s vagina, you can’t you kill it with a flamethrower. Instead, you have to clothe and feed it for 18 years. Who’s cruel joke is this?!